How is everyone tonight? 

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
07/30/2017 at 00:36 • Filed to: None

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I picked eight pounds of raspberries earlier today, so now I’m celebrating with a massive raspberry mohito, and getting ready to grill some wagyu beef burgers. Fries too! Sweet potato or Russet..? Or both? Both.

Despite being 200 pounds, I’m a total lightweight and this drink is going to get me pretty smashed no questions asked. Which means these burgers should end up being fantastic. Did I mention it’s strictly mozerella tonight? Yeah. Delish. Seven ounces of rum is like four shots, right? Well, I’m halfway through, and no grammatical errors yet!

So how’s your night goig oppo

Ps: raspberry bushes have no thorns! Who knew?! Not me, that’s for sure. Suck it, blackberry bushes. I don’t need you anymore


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 00:38

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Fresh-picked from Zoidberg’s backyard?


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro
07/30/2017 at 00:40

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If his raspberry patch is large enough to supply eight pounds I say we sneak over there when he’s inspecting lights.

Do you think he’d notice if the Tercel seats were swapped with Miata buckets


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 00:45

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Mid Sunday arvo here and I’m fantastic




Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 00:46

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Do you think he’d notice if his Tercel were swapped with air?


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > TheHondaBro
07/30/2017 at 00:48

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Depends how far the rust monster has gotten


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/30/2017 at 00:50

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By my astute deductive reasoning (drunk guess) am I correct in assuming you’re in.... New Zealand?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 00:53

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Close, other side of the ditch

Australia


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 00:58

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Raspberry bushes have worse than thorns. They have tiny little spikes that tear open your flesh, and break off, and embed themselves in your flesh, then itch like a bugger for a few weeks.

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Canadian mojito tonight. Mint, lime, maple syrup, rye whiskey, and club soda cause I somehow have no ginger ale.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/30/2017 at 01:02

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Give it to me straight. How often do you really see massive spiders? Weekly? Daily?


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
07/30/2017 at 01:04

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I noticed some small sharpish ridges, but after three hours of picking I was injury free..? Maybe different plant species?

Oh man. I’m saving that recipe. Anything that involves ginger ale and maple syrup must be good


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 01:06

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Once a week


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 01:08

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The last seven beers I’ll ever drink.

I’m a bit sad but Lloyd is super happy.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Birddog
07/30/2017 at 01:10

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Last seven.... Tonight?

Or quitting altogether?


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 01:24

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Full on quit. No more beer, wodka, or viskey.. Just done. It’s held me back long enough.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Birddog
07/30/2017 at 01:28

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Right on man. It’s hard to remove routine things that impact us negatively. Enjoy those last 7, and don’t look back.


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 01:42

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I came up with it one day when I wanted a mojito but didn’t have the proper ingredients. It’s pretty great. The original recipe was creme de menth instead of mint leaves, but it seems better with the leaves. The syrup is more than sweet enough.

I volunteered one day with our resource conservation team back home. We were reseeding an old tree plantation they’d removed with native grasses. Thing is, the weeds that come up right away back home are raspberries and stinging nettles. The grasses grow and choke them out so they weren’t worried about getting rid of them, but I spent most of the day walking around in shorts. The raspberries tore my shins apart, but after a half hour the nettle made them numb so I quit noticing. The next few days after the nettles wore off were pretty rough.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > AestheticsInMotion
07/30/2017 at 01:52

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Thanks. I can’t reboot but this is close.